Chapter 454 You don’t like to be cultivated?
"By the way...are we about to be eliminated?"
In a space filled with light gray-white mist, three Lukes of different sizes sat together, playing a tense and fierce game of... Landlord.
Seeing that the four 2s he played were suppressed by the royal bomb, and looking at the pair of 3s dying in his hand, the God of Death Lu Ke calmly pressed down his cards, and expressed a sense of loss at the other two Lu Kes.
"That's true. I never thought my days as a big shot would end..."
Pirate Luke was easily distracted and unconsciously put down the cards and glanced around.
He looked at the Lukes who were either beating themselves, joking and chatting, or gathering around the Rihanna Luke to watch anime, and nodded in approval.
As the number of Lukes continues to rise and the number of New Worlds increases, there is nothing special about their classic old three except for their popularity and qualifications.
"Come on, when have you ever been a big shot?"
Hokage Luke stroked his chin, glanced at the hand of Death Grim Reaper Luke that was holding down and moving slowly, and did not choose to expose the other party.
"In the beginning, we all relied on this old guy who was in his forties and still pretended to be a shota. Well... Pirates have a high degree of physical compatibility, which is basically applicable to all worlds. In the early stage, he was barely considered a big shot. After Lanlong came out, the big shot was replaced."
"I'm not talking about a strong opponent..."
The pirate Luke looked at the Hokage Luke with disdain, and stood up more than three meters tall like a hill, with an exceptionally tall and straight figure, and sighed the vicissitudes of life of a hero in his twilight years.
Originally, his specialty was the record holder among Luke's original ecology, but who would have thought that the naturally evil Luke would break the record with a body less than two meters tall.
The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.
"Don't compare your business talent with the boss' expertise. In the world of Hentai Luke, the girls' heads are probably all in that shape. "One step to the stomach" is not enough to describe it."
Hokage Luke rolled his eyes when he realized what was happening. "Besides, the image of Luke in the anime is always changing. There is no fixed height, body shape, or even species."
"Ah, has this happened recently?" Pirate Luke, who had not been online for a while, touched his head.
"What nonsense! In the multi-layered world of Hentai, anything can happen."
Hokage Luke looked surprised and counted on his fingers: "Sometimes I drink the tea of the witch in the ancient forest and become a little boy. Sometimes I eat the fruit planted by the queen in the giant palace and become a giant. Sometimes I become a knight of light who saves the princesses of the seven countries and subdues the female dragon in my dreams. Sometimes I travel to another world to save the elves' precarious fertility rate. Sometimes I sign a contract with a mysterious magical creature and become..."
The pirate Luke, who was listening with great interest, was dumbfounded after hearing the last sentence and swallowed nervously. Could it be what he thought?"…become a humanoid tentacle monster that helps magical girls replenish their magic. Yes! It's a role similar to a traitor in the evil camp." Hokage Luke slowly completed the unfinished words.
"Hoo~" x2The pirate Luke heaved a sigh of relief, and in his poor brain he secretly thanked that the world did not turn upside down as he had imagined. Then he realized that there seemed to be one more voice.
The pirate Luke frowned and looked in the direction of the voice, just in time to meet the eyes of the Grim Reaper Luke who had silently changed the cards but had not yet withdrawn his hand. The other party's body stiffened, just like a student who was caught cheating in an exam and raised his head to observe the movements of the invigilator.
Pirate Luke: (._.)Death God Luke: ( ̄~ ̄)Fuck, how could someone be so despicable as to cheat at a card game with himself!Shit, that person is actually him! ?
There were sudden ripples in the outer space, a sign of the arrival of new people.
Three blurry figures passed through the thin mist, carrying an unfamiliar aura and vigilant looks that had not yet been assimilated, and walked into the turbid dye vat.
It was obvious that the three new Lukes were not ordinary people.
The first one was wearing black armor and holding a flaming broadsword. He rolled over as soon as he appeared on the stage, took out a bottle and put it to his mouth. After noticing so many people in the space and the particularly conspicuous Lanlong floating in the sky, he gave up struggling.
The second one is a character that reminds people of a priest in medieval fantasy themes. He is wearing a pure white holy robe, with an elegant temperament, sacred and inviolable.
The last one is Luke, the only one with normal modern outfit. He is wearing a grey home suit, with handsome features and outstanding temperament. There is a faint smile on his face. His outfit is obviously very deceptive, but it inexplicably gives people a feeling of conviction and peace of mind.
The Lukes, who all had some free time, put down their work at the same time and looked over.
"Finally, there's a newcomer~"
"Bingleng, Shaking, you three are the best among this group of new recruits? What, only three of you? It's none of my business. This is not the main god space!"
“Hehehe, looking at myself so young and immature, I have the urge to get dirty…”
"I'm so lucky. I just swallowed Ultra Necrozma and became a dream-level Arceus monster. I can play a new character right away!"
"Hush, wake up, Lucky Immortal, beware of cyber scams. Girl Scroll 6, Silksong, that game 6, Black Monkey DLC, Bloodline 2... count them one by one, until they are released, they will all be counted as electronic fraud!"
The chaotic speeches of a group of people in the Chaos Camp left the three newcomers dumbfounded. Even though they felt particularly friendly to these people for some reason, they still had the urge to run away.
"It seems like I haven't drawn a card in a while. I wonder how my luck is." Death Grim Reaper Luke threw down the cards in his hand and muttered, then walked over without much enthusiasm.
As the fighting power of Luke and others expanded, he evolved from "I'm just a little Karami, nothing special" to "What's special about it? With 17 cards, I don't believe you can kill me in one second, Aizen", then to "I'm not pretending anymore, I'm going to show my cards, I'm actually the reincarnation of the Soul King", and finally to "I'm the father of Yhwach, no, the father of the whole world!"
In reality, he has quietly adjusted his body to that of an adult. The reason why he still maintains the appearance of a teenager in this space is purely out of habit of pretending to be younger and to make himself more recognizable.
A few minutes later.
The three newbies who were originally on guard were integrated into the big family perfectly without any sense of incongruity. They squatted on a small stool and poured the water of life into their mouths.
The information of three people also surfaced during the sharing: Luke the Ash from the Dark Souls III world, Luke the Selune priest from Baldur's Gate 3, and Luke the magician with a history of more than a hundred years in the Type-Moon world.
"It's so difficult. I finally waited until the golden finger came online. I have been blocked by Mr. Guda for a long time!"
Luke the Ash hugged Luke the Faded, who had similar attributes to him, and complained about his sad experience with tears and snot.
Who would understand the horror he felt when he was hit by a truck and opened his eyes to crawl out of the coffin? The monsters he encountered were all undead like skeletons. The sky was gray and gloomy. Inexplicably, some voices in his mind told him to spread the fire. Ember Luke was not happy at that time.
Pass the fire? Pass the Barbatos! Pass the Bubble Teapot!
The worldview of Dark Souls is very simple. In the darkness of chaos, the First Flame brings light and life. Godwin, the Sun King, begins the Age of Fire, and the world prospers. But as time goes by, the First Flame gradually dies out, so if you want to continue the Age of Fire, you have to throw in the existence of great souls as fuel.
Creations like ashes are incombustible garbage that are not qualified for the fire transmission ceremony. The plot of the game is about this incombustible garbage collecting the souls of the fire kings, which are combustible materials, and finally successfully burning itself.
Is this reasonable?
Lu Ke had already thought about it a long time ago. After he collected all the souls of the Fire King, he would keep them in his own hands, and use them to live in love with the Fire Keeper in the Dark Ages. As for the others, they could do whatever they wanted.
Ideals are full of hope, but reality is very demanding. He was just about to show his ambitions, punching the Fire King and kicking the Nameless King, but he was embarrassed to find that he couldn't call out the menu, could take off his loincloth, and could even jump over very high stairs!!!Good news, a more realistic world than Sword Art Online.
Bad news, Dark Souls III.
Nothing else to say except fuck!
Lu Ke walked all the way to Teacher Guda's room with fear in his heart, but was stopped by the blocked door. He looked at the spiral sword stuck in Guda's chest and wanted to pull it out but didn't dare to.
It’s not that I can’t beat him, it’s just that I’m afraid of death!
There is no campfire save point like in the game on the road halfway up the mountain. Although Ashes can be resurrected after death, the real world will not give you a free space jump to help you escape danger when you are resurrected. If you resurrect on the spot, you will probably be killed several more times by Teacher Guda, and completely become a mindless zombie.
At this moment, Lu Ke realized that the game had been optimized compared to reality. This game that only a masochist would enjoy playing was actually in simple mode!Then he got stuck in a level unlucky enough. If it weren't for the fact that Ashes' body didn't seem to need food, or if it wasn't for the fact that it was very resistant to hunger, he would probably be dead now.
Hmm... no, the life-and-death crisis triggered the golden finger to come here. It seems that Ash Luke is more unlucky than imagined!Priest Luke looked at Ash Luke, who joined the gang with him, with sympathy and in a gentle tone.
"It seems that my start is still better than yours."
Priest Luke was born in Baldur's Gate in the Sword Coast region of the Finn continent. He was not a favored one or a descendant of the three gods of death, and his life was ordinary...except that his parents were fanatical believers of the dark goddess Shar, and from time to time they would hold a silver party with their followers, perform a bloody sacrifice, or both at the same time.
Although his parents always wanted to find a grand ceremony to offer their most precious treasure - their own child, Lu Ke, to the great Dark Goddess to seek her favor, Lu Ke was not a pushover either.
He followed his parents in believing in Shar, and when his parents were having a party, he pried open the door and ran to the Temple of Selûne, where he reported his parents to the old priest. Just in case, he also notified the Flaming Fist mercenaries who were there to maintain order in the city, as well as the Harpists, led by the legendary Jaheira, who were fighting against evil.
In order to prevent the three forces from refusing to come forward, he deliberately shouted loudly in the streets, denouncing his parents' bloody sacrifice, praising the bravery of the Flame Fist mercenaries, expressing gratitude for the protection of the Harpist Alliance, and praising the great goddess of light, Selune.
With the joint efforts of many parties, Lu Ke successfully completed the achievement of "a loving father and a filial son", sent his parents to prison and executed them, and successfully gained the initial favorability of the three parties.
In the end, he chose a third party between the Commander of the Flaming Fist who said, "I think you are a smart and promising kid. Do you want to come to my place?" and the Child Protector Jaheira who said, "You are still a cute and pitiful child who needs someone to take care of you."
Old Priest: It’s time to let Shar taste the pain of being NTR!
So Luke became a lively priest of Selune. With his good looks, smooth talking tongue, and elegant, dignified and inviolable attitude, he successfully recruited many believers.
Such achievements made the old priest turn a blind eye to his less than devout prayers and his quack qualifications that were only at level four.
But when he returns, there is no doubt that all the suffering will be rewarded.
In the DND worldview, the balance of power is very important. The more powerful a god is, the less likely he is to interfere in worldly affairs. The power is also more subtle, and the performance of gods is not too exaggerated. Except for a few existences like Io, the god among gods, Luke currently has no existence that he is afraid of, even the dark goddess Shar, who has powerful divine power.
"It seems that I should be the luckiest one in this batch."
Magician Luke slowly drank the high-strength water of life in the cup and spoke with a smile.
"Indeed, he has a car and a house, his parents are both deceased, he inherited the magic seal passed down by his adoptive teacher, and he graduated from the Clock Tower as a high-ranking magician... He has surpassed the Kai rank!"
The mysterious Luke with his flamboyant blood-red hair took the initiative to walk up to the magician Luke and stared at the newcomer with great interest.
"But before you awakened your golden finger, you seemed to be like a real magician, longing for and chasing after the 'root'... Luke and others still have memories of their past lives."
Magician Luke shrugged and sighed helplessly:"There's nothing we can do about it. Magicians are just a bunch of lunatics chasing after 'the root'. If you want to live a good life in that environment, you can only follow the crowd. Besides, it's not a bad thing to have a lofty goal."
"Indeed, Luke will support Luke no matter what happens, no matter what world it is."
Mysterious Luke nodded, then changed the subject and spoke with a smile.
"I have a time bomb that could wake up at any moment and three old men who like to play tricks waiting to be dealt with. Please, I will do it by myself."
The stronger you are, the fewer worlds you can go to to raise your upper limit. Although it is possible to keep stacking them up or wait for a big shot to suddenly appear, leaving the risk to uncertain factors is not Lu Ke's style.
"clear."
Magician Luke nodded and said, "I will try to help the Lukes to go one step further. With the special features of my world, it should be possible."
"It's good to have this momentum, keep it up... There's just one more question."
Mysterious Luke flipped through the memories in his mind, his tone and eyes becoming increasingly strange.
"The Lukes' XP is quite diverse, so... do you like to play the cultivation game?"
Magician Luke: "..."
He is not, he didn’t, don’t talk nonsense!(End of this chapter)