My chat group is full of female losers - Chapter 299 Si Ren's Angry Deserter

She became more and more excited as she spoke, and her voice became higher: "Let me tell you, the power of us women is far beyond the imagination of you good-for-nothings like you!"In the matriarchal society, our ancestors were all tall, with a basic height of more than 180 or 190 feet, and there were also quite a few who were 20 or 30 feet tall. Now all the resources are tilted towards you, and even so, there are only a few tall ones! So far, I have not heard of anyone who can grow to 30 feet! Even if there are a few tall people, they will most likely get a strange disease, which is expensive to treat and will shorten your life! Although you are short-lived, that disease will make you die faster!"

The two officials were originally filled with anger, but when they saw Si Ren saying such words in such a menacing manner, they were all stunned, and then their anger was instantly extinguished. They just felt it was funny when looking at Si Ren.

"I say," Lord Zhang said, trying not to laugh, "you've been sunburned and are talking nonsense. What... haha. Grandma? What do you mean three meters high? Hahaha, this is absolutely ridiculous!"

"That's right," Lord Li also chimed in, "I think you should find a cool place to rest quickly, and stop embarrassing yourself here."

The smiles on Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li's faces froze instantly, and were replaced by an inexplicable rage. They felt a surge of evil fire rising from the bottom of their hearts, and looking at the woman in front of them who spoke wildly, they wanted to tear her into pieces immediately.

"You crazy woman! What nonsense are you talking about!" Lord Zhang was so angry that he was shaking all over and yelled at Si Ren.

"You are simply spreading rumors to confuse the public!" Lord Li's face flushed with excitement. "I think you are just an uncivilized village woman who doesn't know how high the heaven is or how deep the earth is!"

Seeing this, Si Ren showed a smug sneer on his face: "Oh, what's wrong? I hit the nail on the head, so you got angry? You guys are out of your mind again, right? After your hypocrisy was exposed, you can only jump up and down and curse in the street? How pathetic!"

"You...you..." Lord Zhang pointed at Si Ren, and without catching his breath, his eyes rolled back and he fell down.

"Brother Zhang!" Lord Li was shocked. Just as he was about to step forward to support him, he felt dizzy, a sweet taste in his throat, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, then fell to the ground.

When Si Ren saw the two men fall to the ground, he laughed triumphantly: "Serves you right! This is what you deserve!"

At this time, due to Si Ren's sharp curse just now, and Zhang and Li's last few angry roars, other officials not far away and the imperial guards patrolling nearby were alarmed. They immediately became alert and rushed over following the sound.

"Master Zhang? Master Li?" An official who arrived later recognized the people on the ground and asked in shock, "What happened to you? Why are you lying on the ground?"

Seeing this, Si Ren's face froze, and she immediately realized that something was wrong. She roughly counted the number of people and found that there were a lot of them, and there were also a large number of imperial guards coming from behind. She decisively took Xiao Cui's hand and said, "Let's go!"

The leading Royal Guards captain immediately shouted, "Stop! Where are you going?"

At the same time, the official who arrived later stepped forward, stretched out his hand to feel Mr. Zhang's breath, and then touched Mr. Li's neck. Then his face turned pale and he screamed in horror: "Dead! Mr. Zhang and Mr. Li...dead!"

"What?!" The leading captain of the Imperial Guards was also shocked. His eyes were as sharp as a hawk. He immediately locked onto Si Ren and Xiao Cui who were fleeing and shouted angrily, "Capture them!"

All of his royal guards immediately responded in unison and chased after them.

Si Ren and Xiao Cui fled in panic, while the imperial guards were chasing them from behind. Such a big commotion naturally alarmed others, and the leading imperial guard captain did not delay and immediately reported the matter and mobilized other imperial guards. Soon, Xiannongtan was full of soldiers searching everywhere.

Si Ren, Xiao Cui and others rushed left and right, but were soon blocked behind a rockery by a team of imperial guards.

A hint of ferocity flashed in Si Ren's eyes. She looked at the retreat route, then at Xiao Cui, and suddenly pushed Xiao Cui towards the group of soldiers rushing over.

"Xiao Cui! Buy me some time!"

"Eh? Grandma, grandma?!" Xiao Cui was stunned, then let out a desperate scream.

The imperial guards captured Xiao Cui on the spot, while Si Ren turned around and escaped by climbing over the wall from the other side, disappearing in the chaos.

On the other side, at the Guangeng Terrace, Chu Lu saw the commotion outside and asked, "What's going on outside?"

"Your Majesty, it seems that an assassin has broken in." The old eunuch beside him bowed and replied, "Please wait a moment, Your Majesty. General Huo should come to report in a while." Chu Lu nodded and hummed.

A moment later, just as the old eunuch said, Huo Qi quickly climbed up the viewing platform, knelt on one knee, and reported to the calm Chu Lu: "Your Majesty, there was a commotion in the altar just now, and two officials died suddenly. It is suspected that they were angered to death by an unidentified woman's foul language. The woman took advantage of the chaos to escape, and her accomplice has been captured. Please punish me, Your Majesty!"

Chu Lu raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this. Just a few words, some weird things, can make people angry to death? He immediately realized that this might not be an ordinary assassin.

"Yes!" Huo Qi explained in detail.

Although there was no one around when Si Ren and the others were arguing, the noise was so loud that some people heard the second half of the conversation, so they were able to add a lot of details.

After Chu Lu heard this, he became more confident and asked, "Qin Su, is this the heroine here?"

"Yes." Qin Su's voice was calm. "From the description of the scene and the deaths of the two officials, she should be the heroine who is a shrew and scolds the street."

"It's hard to say whether it's a cultural influence or a physiological factor." Qin Su began to explain, "In general, when readers and authors in the male-oriented world encounter disgusting villains, they tend to use the most direct physical method to solve them, such as punching them to death. On the other hand, in the female-oriented world, they particularly prefer to get pleasure through verbal attacks.

For example, the heroine lies down beside the villain, for example, the vicious female supporting role, and whispers, "Because you are cheap," and then the vicious female supporting role is instantly shocked and collapses, crying bitterly. This kind of scene belongs to the traditional sweet and cool point in the female frequency world, which often triggers a large number of female readers to scream loudly in the comment section. "

Chu Lu's eyes twitched when he heard this.

"Of course," Qin Su continued, "the above are early versions, classic styles. With the development of the times, this type of setting has also seen various variations and upgrades."

"For example, although it is refreshing to simply argue, it does not clearly help one's own situation. For example, in many rural courtyard-themed plots, the heroine may become a bullied stepmother of the landlord, or a discriminated Zhaodi, surrounded by all kinds of extreme psychopaths that are rare in real life.

In this situation, the heroine will usually go all out and scold everyone, making them lose face and look humiliated. But from a normal logic, scolding is useless. If someone slaps you in the face, don’t you still have to kneel down and beg for mercy? "

"So," Qin Su said calmly, "At this point, heroines usually choose to cheat directly. But as I mentioned before, readers and authors in the female-oriented world don't like system cheats, nor do they care about the rationality of ability acquisition.

Therefore, the cheats here are usually very outrageous and simple and crude. The most common one is the power cheat, for example, a little girl of a few years old can inexplicably burst out with amazing power, and with just three punches and two kicks, she can beat a group of adult strong men to tears and beg for mercy on her knees. "

"It turns out that this trick is very useful and effective. It not only solves the problem of plot progression, but also enhances the excitement point, so that it quickly became popular in certain specific themes of female-oriented novels. In almost every novel with a similar theme, there are a few villains who are scolded to death or fainted by the protagonist.

For example, the heroine scolded the landlord for his impotence, which made him so angry that he foamed at the mouth and fainted on the spot; or she spread rumors that an old woman was having an affair, which made her so angry that she had a heart attack and died. There are countless such plots. "

Qin Su concluded: "The heroine who came this time should be this type of character. And judging from the fact that she was able to anger two court officials to death with just a few words, both her heroine aura and her own personality are quite powerful. I'm afraid she has reached the top level in this niche!"

Chu Lu was stunned, and after a while he complained in his heart: "Did she run away from "Justice, My Foot"? This is too ridiculous!"

"Chu Lu," Qin Su's voice sounded again, "The level of this heroine is estimated to be not low. If we can successfully conclude her story line, we may be able to break through the current dilemma of not being able to increase the correction value, thus greatly speeding up the progress."

Chu Lu was immediately moved when he heard this. After all, the correction value was his ultimate goal in this copy.

He immediately ordered: "Huo Qi, listen to my orders!"

"Chen is here!"

"As you wish!" Huo Qi said in a deep voice.

(End of this chapter)