American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander. - Chapter 576 Delirium

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And just when most Americans were shocked by the time reversal that had just happened.

Donton lay on his recliner with a smile on his face and waved to Lex who was standing not far away with a look of astonishment on his face.

"Oi, Lex, what's wrong with you? Why are you still defenseless?"

“Tang?!!”

Hearing Downton's voice, Lex suddenly shook off his surprise, then rushed towards Downton and stopped in front of his chair.

"What happened just now, Los Angeles, America, time, everything, what happened!

That is not scientific at all!!!"

"Yeah, of course it's not scientific."

Looking at Lex with a broken face, Donton grinned and laughed.

"Because it's Michael who's doing it, man, that's the Archangel.

How can the Archangel's actions be scientific? It should be theology.

You are wrong to use science to explain theology, Lex~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Donton waved his hand, and immediately two plates of pig's trotters came into his hands.

Donton didn't even use chopsticks or anything, he just used his fingers and the pig's trotter blood and bones were immediately separated cleanly.

Then he moved his fingers towards his mouth, and the collagen immediately floated to Donton's mouth.

But just when the flesh of the pig's trotter was approaching the corner of his mouth, Donton paused slightly, then raised his hand and grabbed it in the air, making a gesture like sprinkling seasoning on the pig's trotter.

Suddenly, the fragrant and spicy red oil came out from the void and was sprinkled on the pig's trotters.

Looking at the warm and soft pig's trotters covered with grease, Donton licked his lips with satisfaction.

With a flick of his fingers, the pig's trotter flower immediately floated into Tang Dun's mouth, and Tang Dun began to chew it with big mouthfuls.

People around him looked at Donton with expressionless faces as he ate pig's trotters in big mouthfuls.

Donton seemed to have sensed the burning gaze, so he raised his head and spoke to everyone with amusement.

"Why, are you guys hungry too?"

As soon as he finished speaking, without waiting for anyone to say no, Tang Dun waved his hand again, and more than a dozen bowls of pig's trotters appeared in front of everyone.

Donton also turned his wrist to help everyone make the pig's trotters into a perfect boneless shape.

Looking at the fragrant pig's hoof flower, everyone couldn't help but look at each other for a moment.

Just a moment later, Clark rushed into the manor kitchen, took out the right number of chopsticks and stuffed them into everyone's hands.

After helping everyone get their tableware, Clark held his own bowl, picked up some pig's trotters with chopsticks and asked Donton.

"Tang, the one you just fought with was Lucifer, right?So the one who ended it was really Michael, the angel of God?Well, actually you don’t have to answer, I know the answer, I’m just a little shocked.

It's like... it's like a mountain has always been there, and if you don't climb it, you will never know how tiring it is to climb this mountain.

I have even read all the comics in our world, how could I not know Lucifer and God, especially since everything that just happened was so magical.

I'd rather eat pig's trotters, they're really delicious."

After he finished speaking, Clark continued to eat the pig's trotter weakly.

The boneless pig's trotter looks big, but it's actually too soft and sticky to be finished in just a few bites.

After swallowing the last bite, Clark still felt a little reluctant because it was so delicious.

While Clark was finishing his meal, others also started to use their chopsticks to eat the soft and glutinous pig's trotters.

But when Selina was eating the pig's trotter, she suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Because the person opposite her was Bruce, and the big frown on Bruce's face at this moment looked even funnier!

Noticing Selina's laughter, Bruce let out a light breath and then spoke expressionlessly.

“My face doesn’t look very good, does it? Barry Allen probably took what he thought was the appropriate revenge for my suggestion.

So I have a dick on my face, right? And that guy is really childish, not much different from him in the comics."

After saying that, Bruce casually finished the pig's trotter, then came to Downton and said to him with a frown.

"Tang, have you resolved the issue with Lucifer? Will what happened today be the last?"

"Okay, brother, you better go wash your face before talking to me, or I'm going to spray red oil all over your face!

Barry did it, right? Haha, well done. You are still too slow in front of this guy's speed, even with the help of the armor."

"Okay, I'll go wash my face then. As for your answer, I don't need it anymore.

Because I've seen a lot, Don, and this time you're not doing what you've done in the past, like you've been doing when tragedies happened in Washington and Israel.

Even though your battle with Lucifer destroyed the state that Los Angeles is located in, you ultimately allowed Michael and God to repair the damage you and Lucifer had caused.

I am glad to see your relatively kind and orderly side, Tang, you are becoming more and more like a qualified god."

Having said that, Clark couldn't help but wipe his face, then left quickly.

After he left, everyone present was silent for a moment, and suddenly couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"What the hell! Barry's artistic skills are so poor. The big dick he drew doesn't look like it's on a human body. Instead, it looks like it's on an alien body!"

“That’s right, he definitely hasn’t taken any art classes, just like the last time he helped the manor restore a broken statue.

After he restored them, Alfred asked the master to dismantle all the statues and re-carve them!

But this is just fine, haha, if he drew it too similarly, I would be a little embarrassed to look at it~"

After a few words, they forgot about the matter of Downton and Lucifer.

They have known Downton for so long, what magical things have they not seen?There are even two giant dragons kept near the manor, one of which can speak, and as soon as it opens its mouth it tells you about potato chips.

Is there anything more outrageous than frying potato chips for a dragon?

Except for Lex, who was obsessing over Michael's use of time, no one else cared what happened.

They only know that the disaster happened, the disaster ended, and the affected areas were repaired by heaven. Isn’t that enough?Just like that, the area around Tang Dun suddenly became empty, with only He Tong left standing there silently watching Tang Dun's hoof flower.

So Donton looked up and glanced at Hetong.

"What, you want to eat too?"

"Ah no no no, sir, I'm a vegetarian!"

"Really? But isn't pig's trotter vegetarian? It's all protein, no different from tofu.

Feel free to try something?"

"No, no, no, that's not necessary, sir!"

"Ha, then let's have some, women say yes or no~"

"Don't!"

"Be good, open your mouth~"

"Master, don't do it!"

"Open your mouth!"

"Wuwu... um... um?"

"How about it?"

"Woo, it smells so good, woo, woo, woo, but I'm a fetal hormone, woo!"

Just like that, after temporarily bidding farewell to Lucifer, Donton started playing with those cute little girls like Hetong and Xia Mi again.

After playing for more than ten days, Donton finally remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

Wait... Just as he was holding Xia Mi in his arms, his hands stayed on Eri, which made Xia Mi extremely unhappy and she kept biting him.

Looking at Xia Mi's crazy appearance, Donton suddenly remembered another woman who seemed like a madman.

He finally remembered that death seemed to ask him to take a look at the delirium!

Damn it, if it weren't for the fact that the Dragon Girl Xia Mi's frustrated look had one percent of the crazy temperament of the Harley Quinn, Donton would have really forgotten about the delirium.

Logically speaking, even though Sister Death asked Downton to do something, Downton didn't necessarily have to do it.

After all, death just came by to say a few words and didn't even bring a gift.

Even if you come here empty-handed, at least you should use your hands, because you are the one who directly decides life and death.

Even if you don't give gifts when you ask someone to do something for you, at least use your little hand to help me. Don't you know that your brother will become stronger if he dies?You fucking killed me twice!

Thinking of this, Donton pouted and comforted the dragon duo. He also played two games with Fenrir, who was playing so hard that his continuous online time was about to break the world record.

After everything was done, Downton walked leisurely towards the gate of the manor.

But he seemed to be walking towards the gate of the manor, but in fact he only took two steps and disappeared into the air without a trace.

The next moment, in a slightly dirty and messy room.

Donton appeared silently behind the two figures.

No, there were more than two people. The one who made money said there were three figures because there was another one lying on the ground.

However, after taking a closer look, Donton discovered that there were actually two figures, because the person lying on the ground was exactly the same as the person standing next to him.

She was an old lady who looked kind. At this moment, she was standing next to Death, looking at her body lying on the ground with a little surprise.

"what."

The old lady said in surprise.

"That's... that's me..."

"Sorry, that was indeed you. Your fate is over."

Death sighed, then responded softly to the old lady's words.

Hearing this, the old lady's figure became dazed for a moment. She rubbed her head dizzily and said with a wry smile.

“Yeah, it really should be…it’s time.

I haven't been in good spirits this month. I don't even have the energy to take Bambi downstairs for a stroll.

I am old, and so is my Dalmatian Bambi, especially since when Bambi died two days ago, it took me eight hours to bury him in the back yard.”

Having said that, the old lady looked up at the window with a sad look.

Following the direction of the window, you can see that the grass in the yard is a little messy, and there is a small mound in the center of the mess.

The old woman only felt that her eyes penetrated the mound and saw the dog buried inside.

So she sniffed, lowered her eyelids, and spoke sadly to Death.

"Are you the god of death, child?"

"Being called a child is a new experience. I am very happy that you call me that. Unfortunately, I am indeed the being in charge of death. I am sorry that you have to leave this world."

Death responded to the old woman's words in a low voice. The old lady nodded in understanding and continued to ask Death sadly.

“If you were the god of death, you would have seen me beside Bambi on the day he died…

Feel sorry……"

Having said this, the old lady quickly stopped talking.

After she was silent for a moment, she felt that she should explain, so she spoke quickly.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Death, I didn't mean to insult you.

Although Bambi is just a puppy, he is my last family member, I just... just..."

"You don't have to say more, I understand, it's certainly not an insult, it's just your love for the puppy.

And as you said, I did see you the day Bambi left.

Its soul is like you. Even if it is destined to leave with me, it will still miss you.

Mrs. Lawrence, I am the death of all things. Bambi is in all things, and so are people. There is no distinction between high and low. "

Having said this, Death gently gathered the hair at his temples, allowing Old Lady Tang to see her own face clearly.

Looking at the slightly gloomy face of Death and the Gothic makeup that makes it even darker.

The old woman took a deep breath, then smiled with emotion and said.

“Is that so? That’s great. Bambi has had a really hard time following me these years.

I am too old and always forget things, sometimes I even forget to prepare food for Bambi.

My house was also a mess and I couldn't afford a babysitter. Bambi just lay on the floor all the time and his fur became dirty.

It wasn't until Bambi died that I realized what a mess our house was.

Haha, it wasn't until it disappeared from my world that I remembered to clean up the world it lived in.

Unfortunately, this work has not been completed yet, and I have also reached the final moment.

God, my regret is that I didn’t clean a room, that’s just… ridiculous.”

After she finished speaking, the old woman smiled bitterly and shook her head.

But just as she shook her head, Donton's figure suddenly appeared in her eyes!The intrusion of the third person made the old lady panic, and she quickly asked Death.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Death, that is..."

As she asked, the old woman's eyes were fixed on Donton.

Facing the old woman's gaze, Donton's eyes turned and he immediately spoke to the old woman.

"Come on, old lady, if you want to know who I am, shouldn't you just ask me directly? What do you mean by asking about death?Let me tell you, I’m the local Christian messenger of death who’s in charge of reception in heaven and selection in hell. I’m a certified Christian messenger of death from the Vatican!You are an American, why don't you go to heaven or hell when you die.

Are you sure you want to follow that goth sister into her world of the dead?

Are you sure you want to turn your back on God and Satan? "

As soon as he finished speaking, Donton immediately showed a ferocious expression to the old woman.

As for the old woman, after hearing what Donton said, she immediately hid behind Death in panic.

She is not a fool. Do you think that her life experience of more than 80 years was given for nothing?

On one side is a death that is gentle and empathetic despite its Gothic makeup.

On one side is Downton, who speaks in a lot of jingles and contains at least half a swear word in every sentence.

Everyone knows how to choose!

However, just as the old lady hid behind Death, Death shook his head helplessly, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

The old lady's figure suddenly disappeared into the air.

After sending the old lady's soul away, Death frowned and said helplessly to Downton.

"My brother, you frightened her and that was very disrespectful.

Everything that just happened was a trace of Mrs. Lawrence's existence.

Before leaving, she should have said goodbye to the environment where she lived for the last time, and then left without any regrets.

But after you interrupted her, Mrs. Lawrence even had the last memory of being frightened by you, which is really terrible." (End of this chapter)

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